Open love letter to Dickie Durbin and Dr. "Foot in Mouth" Dean:
As a single Conservative female, I've got to tell both you to keep up the good work for the GOP. If you weren't taken already, I'd be snuggling up to give you big, warm Compassionate Conservative hugs! I mean, keep talking fellas! With every new snippet of your wisdom, I am more in awe of your political prowess. You are filling our ranks faster than ever. I have you to thank for the many comments I've heard from Dems about the loss of dignity in their party. Seriously, they are now pondering joining our team. You are turning me on, boys! The more you talk, the bigger grow the Conservative ranks. Bigger and bigger. Size matters, guys, and I can't thank you enough! It's amazing what you fellas can do! Keep up the good work, Dickie and Dr. Dean. This Conservative gal is rapidly joining your Tiger Beat fan club!!
SWAK!!
Dawn (aka, the Lib magnet)
As a single Conservative female, I've got to tell both you to keep up the good work for the GOP. If you weren't taken already, I'd be snuggling up to give you big, warm Compassionate Conservative hugs! I mean, keep talking fellas! With every new snippet of your wisdom, I am more in awe of your political prowess. You are filling our ranks faster than ever. I have you to thank for the many comments I've heard from Dems about the loss of dignity in their party. Seriously, they are now pondering joining our team. You are turning me on, boys! The more you talk, the bigger grow the Conservative ranks. Bigger and bigger. Size matters, guys, and I can't thank you enough! It's amazing what you fellas can do! Keep up the good work, Dickie and Dr. Dean. This Conservative gal is rapidly joining your Tiger Beat fan club!!
SWAK!!
Dawn (aka, the Lib magnet)
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