Tuesday, June 29, 2010

DeadBob OilPants?!

The folks at Patriot Post have done it again! This is so sick, it's hilarious. Cartoon character deaths are so sad they make me giggle. ;-)

Read this on the original site here: http://media.patriotpost.us/humor/2010-06-29.html

DeadBob OilPants

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Aquaman

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The Doctors

A Japanese doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we took the kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks."

A German doctor said, "That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks."

A British doctor said, "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half of a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks."

A Chicago doctor, not to be outdone said, "You guys are way behind. We took a man with no brains out of Chicago, put him in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work."



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Sunday, June 27, 2010

How bad is it?

The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

I ordered a burger at McDonald's, and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you have to call them and ask if they mean you or them .

Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

McDonald's is selling the 1/4 'ouncer.'

Parents in Beverly Hills and Malibu are firing their nannies and learning their children's names.

A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .

Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

The Mafia is laying off judges.

BP Oil laid off 25 Congressmen.

Congress says they are looking into the Bernie Madoff scandal. Oh Great! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!

And, finally...

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, and our bleak future, that I called the Suicide Lifeline and was connected to a call center in Pakistan. When I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.


[A big thank you to my good friends next door for this one!]

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

BAD Idea...

I'm going on record now that THIS is a VERY bad idea. Training on how to be a good Conservative candidate from the guy who backed Dede Scozzafava?!  No thanks. And, might I humbly suggest that all Tea Party Conservatives stay far away from this. This is just more big government GOP machinery attempting to hijack a REAL move toward greater liberty.

For the sake of full disclosure to newer readers:  There was a time when I would have voted for Gingrich had he run for POTUS. His true colors became clear to me over time and there's no way I could ever vote for him now. He's another big government Republican. Smarter than Huckabee or Romney but just like them in most other ways.

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Dear Dawn,

American Solutions has launched a nationwide effort to train candidates and activists for the November elections.

We were in New Hampshire on Monday at the invitation of the state Republican party and the NH House Leadership PAC and trained over 200 candidates on how to organize effective campaigns, build support, deliver an effective message, and win.  We are planning to do training workshops in Iowa, California, New York, and Ohio in the coming months.

Our candidate training is based on the recently published manual Campaign Solutions: How Challenger Candidates Maximize Money, Media, Message and Management, written by veteran campaign strategist and American Solutions CEO Joe Gaylord.  Candidate training will be supplemented with regular email updates from Joe Gaylord and me.

Candidate training is just the beginning.  We've also launched the Solutions Academy, an online arsenal of policy and political information on a wide range of topics such as how to balance a government budget, reform public education, and create jobs.   To learn more about our three step plan for job creation, tune in tonight at 7:30 PM ET for a LIVE webcast of our Real Jobs Summit from St. Louis, Missouri.

We urge you to share these resources with candidates and activists alike and encourage their participation.   

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General Reveals that Obama Admin Uninterested in Winning War

I agree completely with this press release from Danny Gonzales for Move America Forward. It makes me sick to think that America and our coalition partners are putting it all on the line for an administration that cares not one iota about winning. Obama and Chi-sters, if you're not in it to win it, bring them home now. Let the chips fall where they may. I'm ready to fight this war against Islamic fascists right here on our own soil if that's what it takes.

 
THE REAL NEWS:  SHOCKING THAT PRESIDENT OBAMA ADMINISTRATION DISINTERESTED, UNINFORMED ON AFGHANISTAN WAR

Sacramento, Calif –Move America Forward (www.MoveAmericaForward.org) the nation's largest grassroots pro-troop organization, is calling on Americans to focus on recent revelations that President Obama seemed disinterested and uninformed on the war in Afghanistan, not the miscue of General Stanley McChrystal.

As the Obama administration fumes over General Stanley McChrystal's comments in the upcoming Rolling Stone article "Runaway General," the pro-troop group organization is expressing shock that the President of the United States can be disinterested and uninformed on the war against Islamic terrorism in Afghanistan.

"The General should have quit and alerted the American people to these shocking facts," said the group's Director of Communications, Danny Gonzalez, "but more importantly, this reveals the truth of the frustration and desperation of our military leaders in the face of President Obama's ambivalence to winning the war in Afghanistan.

"In a time when America is at war, when the greatest threat to American security is Islamic terrorism, it is appalling and inexcusable that the Obama administration is preoccupied, uninformed, and disinterested in winning the war in Afghanistan.

"This episode should serve as a huge wake up call to the American public that President Obama needs to focus on Afghanistan.  We owe it to our troops to support them.  The unwillingness of Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano, Attorney General Eric Holder and others in the Administration to call our fight against Islamic terrorist the war that it is, now makes sense.  They are failing to get the leadership from the President.

"The focus of attention seems to be that General Stanley McChrystal should not have been so forthcoming in the Rolling Stone article.  But that is ignoring the seriousness of the charges he has leveled against the White House and Obama Administration.  We urge President Obama to start acting like a Commander- in-Chief and keep America safe by recommitting to win the war in Afghanistan by giving the military the support they need," Gonzalez concluded.


Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Judge blocks deepwater drilling moratorium

 
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The Three Terrors

For Latma's next installment in your education on the reality of the situation in the Middle East, we have The Three Terrors. The reality of the situation is heart-breaking but the video is funny!

Watch and enjoy the video on Caroline Glick's blog:

Latma strikes back

Friday, June 18, 2010

Tea Party of Kentucky -- Upcoming Events

Kentucky Calendar from http://teapartyofky.com/

July 1st 2010: 4:30PM (Speakers beginning at 5:30) Bullitt County Courthouse, Shepherdsville, KY. Join us for a Tea Party in Bullitt County. Informative speakers as well as just plain fun! Featuring: Sheri Quinn - Campaign for Liberty. Eric Wilson KY 9-12. John Riley - Take Back Kentucky. Mandy Connell as MC. Musical Guests: Traci Barger, Micheal Goodman and Friends. Special Guest: Dr. Rand Paul

*****Kentucky Freedom Festival!***** Statewide celebration of America, save the date! July 10th TEA Party - Time 5pm-8pm at the state capitol in Frankfort, KY.

BUS FROM LOUISVILLE!!!

$15 per person round trip includes beverage and snack.

3pm Leave from Evangel Church, 6900 Billtown Rd, Louisville, KY 40299

Exit 19 off of the Gene Snyder Freeway, head south ½ block to the church.

We have permission to leave our cars there.

4pm Arrive at Frankfort. Find your best spot near the action. Browse the booths.

5pm – 8pm KY Freedom Festival 2010

9pm Arrive back in Louisville

For reservations call (502) 893-2444 or click below:

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National Patriot Pastors' T.E.A. Party Truth Exalts America on July 7th, 2010 in San Antonio Texas. Please go to http://www.visionamerica.us/pastors/n... for more information.

912 March on DC: TaxPayer March on Washington 2010 from 10am - 5pm

Saturday, August 28: Glenn Beck's Restoring Honor Rally 10am - 1 pm

ELECTION DAY, Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Florida Man Targets Homeless in Louisville

 
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Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Tea Party Member Attacked - Video

Who are the racist hate-mongers?... tell me again because with sh*t like this going on, I seriously doubt it's Tea Party members. Geez. If that was a white Tea Party guy who was throwing punches, you can be sure THIS video would have been ALL OVER the news.

I have felt threatened several times while protesting the Left but have never been punched in the face. This is reprehensible.

Here is more information from Uncoverage.

[Thanks for the heads-up on this, Mary!]


Monday, June 14, 2010

The left flunks Econ 101 | Washington Examiner

 
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This comes as no surprise to me which explains why this country is in a heap of economic trouble given this and the last administration. We can do better in 2012.

 
   
   
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