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DNC Agenda for 2008

Agenda for DNC 2008 Democratic National Convention Agenda

7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning.

7:15 P.M. Pledge of allegiance to U.N.

7:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

7:30 P.M. Non-religious prayer and worship (Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton).

8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:05 P.M. Ceremonial tree hugging.

8:15 P.M. Gay Wedding (Barney Frank, presiding).

8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:35 P.M. Free Saddam Rally (Cindy Sheehan & Susan Sarandon).

9:00 P.M. Keynote speech: "The proper etiquette for surrender" (French President Jacques Chirac)

9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit the Osama Bin Laden Kidney Transplant Fund.

9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay (Sean Penn).

9:40 P.M. "Why I hate the Military" (a short talk by William Jefferson Clinton).

9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

9:50 P.M. Dan Rather presented the Truth in Broadcasting Award by Michael Moore.

9:55 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

10:00 P.M. "How George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down the World Trade Center Towers" (Howard Dean).

10:30 P.M. Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Mahmud Ahmadinejad.

11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

11:05 P.M. Al Gore re-invents the Internet.

11:15 P.M. "Our Troops are War Criminals" (John Kerry).

11:30 P.M. Coronation Of Mrs. Rodham Clinton.

12:05 A.M. Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home...

** Big thanks to Barry Weinstein for sending this one my way tonight;
I laughed so hard, I think I pulled a muscle! **

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