Agenda for DNC 2008 Democratic National Convention Agenda
7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning.
7:15 P.M. Pledge of allegiance to U.N.
7:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:30 P.M. Non-religious prayer and worship (Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton).
8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:05 P.M. Ceremonial tree hugging.
8:15 P.M. Gay Wedding (Barney Frank, presiding).
8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:35 P.M. Free Saddam Rally (Cindy Sheehan & Susan Sarandon).
9:00 P.M. Keynote speech: "The proper etiquette for surrender" (French President Jacques Chirac)
9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit the Osama Bin Laden Kidney Transplant Fund.
9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay (Sean Penn).
9:40 P.M. "Why I hate the Military" (a short talk by William Jefferson Clinton).
9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
9:50 P.M. Dan Rather presented the Truth in Broadcasting Award by Michael Moore.
9:55 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:00 P.M. "How George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down the World Trade Center Towers" (Howard Dean).
10:30 P.M. Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Mahmud Ahmadinejad.
11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
11:05 P.M. Al Gore re-invents the Internet.
11:15 P.M. "Our Troops are War Criminals" (John Kerry).
11:30 P.M. Coronation Of Mrs. Rodham Clinton.
12:05 A.M. Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home...
7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning.
7:15 P.M. Pledge of allegiance to U.N.
7:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:30 P.M. Non-religious prayer and worship (Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton).
8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:05 P.M. Ceremonial tree hugging.
8:15 P.M. Gay Wedding (Barney Frank, presiding).
8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:35 P.M. Free Saddam Rally (Cindy Sheehan & Susan Sarandon).
9:00 P.M. Keynote speech: "The proper etiquette for surrender" (French President Jacques Chirac)
9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit the Osama Bin Laden Kidney Transplant Fund.
9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay (Sean Penn).
9:40 P.M. "Why I hate the Military" (a short talk by William Jefferson Clinton).
9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
9:50 P.M. Dan Rather presented the Truth in Broadcasting Award by Michael Moore.
9:55 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:00 P.M. "How George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down the World Trade Center Towers" (Howard Dean).
10:30 P.M. Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Mahmud Ahmadinejad.
11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
11:05 P.M. Al Gore re-invents the Internet.
11:15 P.M. "Our Troops are War Criminals" (John Kerry).
11:30 P.M. Coronation Of Mrs. Rodham Clinton.
12:05 A.M. Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home...
** Big thanks to Barry Weinstein for sending this one my way tonight;
I laughed so hard, I think I pulled a muscle! **
I laughed so hard, I think I pulled a muscle! **
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