ConservaChick

Granted, I'm behind on posting this to ConservaChick but, in this case, it's well worth the wait! If you like this, you have absolutely got to visit Uncle Jay's website every Monday.

Hats off to The Peoples Cube and Comrade Red Square yet again (and as always) for speaking truth to power and helping us of the power the "truth" with their new article: How to Frame National Debate with Red "Framing" Square The entire article is VERY enlightening and includes some handy pictures. Here is a handy list from the new article. Be sure to print this and keep it handy during the Democrat debates! Comrade Red Square's list of Party-approved word proxies to frame the debate and foster a shift in public perception: economic boom -> recession (when a Republican is President) economic bubble -> golden age (when a Democrat is President) free country -> oppressive regime oppressive regime -> workers' paradise electoral process -> failing democracy socialist dictatorship -> will of the people export of capitalist democracy -> imperialist war for oil export of communist revolution -> true democracy terrorists -> freedom fighters ...

Believe it or not, yours truly was at one time a card-carrying member of PETA and a vegan. I am certainly glad I came to my senses years and years ago or I would have been even more upset when I read this !

Why did the chicken cross the road? DR PHIL: "The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT' problems before adding 'NEW' problems." OPRAH: "Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens." GEORGE W. BUSH: "We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle gr...