The entire article is VERY enlightening and includes some handy pictures. Here is a handy list from the new article. Be sure to print this and keep it handy during the Democrat debates!
Comrade Red Square's list of Party-approved word proxies to frame
the debate and foster a shift in public perception:
economic boom -> recession (when a Republican is President)
economic bubble -> golden age (when a Democrat is President)
free country -> oppressive regime
oppressive regime -> workers' paradise
electoral process -> failing democracy
socialist dictatorship -> will of the people
export of capitalist democracy -> imperialist war for oil
export of communist revolution -> true democracy
terrorists -> freedom fighters
freedom fighters -> imperialist occupiers, rapists and murderers
rambling communist thug -> idealistic romantic dreamer
hard-working productive individual -> corporate fascist
lowering standards -> raising awareness
degeneracy -> striving urban culture
human excrement -> thought-provoking art
destruction of the family -> social progress
clinical paranoia -> outstanding filmmaking
failing government program -> need to increase funding
destroying a perfectly good economy -> care for the downtrodden
improving the lives of the downtrodden through innovation -> selfish greed
truth telling -> hate speech
hate speech -> sensitivity training
targeting terrorists -> indiscriminate murder of civilians
indiscriminate murder of civilians -> resistance to imperialism
protecting the innocent -> racial profiling
racial profiling -> affirmative action
partisan lies -> unbiased news reporting
unbiased news reporting -> fascist corporate media
fascist stormtrooper tactics -> proactive approach to progress
proactive approach to progress -> destruction of the planet with industries
living human being -> carbon polluter
dead human being -> Democrat voter
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