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I don't think we're in Arkansas anymore, Toto.

Four United States Presidents got caught up in a tornado and off they whirled to the land of Oz. When they finally made it to the Emerald City, they went to find the Great Wizard

"What brings the four of you before the Great Wizard of Oz?"

Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly saying, "I've come for some courage."

"No Problem!", said the Wizard, "Who's next?"

Richard Nixon stepped forward and said, "Well, I think I need a heart."

"Done!" said the Wizard. "Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?"

Up stepped George W. Bush and said, "The American people say that I need a brain."

"No problem!" said the Wizard. "Consider it done."

Then there was a great silence in the hall. Bill Clinton is just stood there, looking around not saying a word.

Irritated, the Wizard finally asked, "Well, what do YOU want?"

"...IS DOROTHY HERE? "

Comments

KYJurisDoctor said…
That is just ABSOLUTELY Hilarious.

The caption should be "BUBBA Clinton strikes again"!

Funny.
4/19/2008 03:00:00 PM
cw allen said…
Funny, funny stuff! being an Arkansas conservative I'm glad he isn't here anymore!
4/19/2008 05:52:00 PM
Rena Bernard said…
Thanks! I'm glad you liked it. I get these via email all the time and will try more often to post them here. After all, if we can't have fun here on ConservaChick where it's safe to be a sane right-thinking individual, where can we?! ;-)
4/20/2008 05:26:00 PM
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