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We could all use a laugh about now, right?

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate.


America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
-- Jay Leno


Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
-- Conan O'Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
-- Jay Leno

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
-- David Letterman


Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America!
-- Jimmy Fallon

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
-- Jimmy Kimmel


Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
-- David Letterman


[Thanks to my Colorado-based sister-in-law, Jackie, for this one. Do I have some great in-laws, or what?!]

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