Thursday, April 22, 2010

When one cupped hand just isn't enough...

Near Fredericksburg, Texas, where there is a large German-speaking population, a farmer walking down a country road noticed a man  drinking from his  pond with a cupped hand.

The farmer shouted, "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen."
Which means, "Don't drink the water, the cows have crapped in it."

The man shouted back, "I'm on Obama's team and just down here explaining the new healthcare program Obama recently signed. I can't understand you. Please speak in English."

The farmer replied, "Use two hands, you'll get  more!"

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