Some of you may have had this "mass distributed" your way via email -- that is indeed how it came to my attention. It's an interesting little exercise. I think, especially as a Conservative, it's time for people to step outside the labels they give each other. Many a great and worthy person has had bad habits or a bad start in life. It is through their actions that they make this world a better place. So, give it a whirl; don't be surprised at the answers. I wasn't!
Abortion:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?
Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.
The Next World Leader:
The world has gone nuts and decided to elect a world leader, and only your vote counts. Study the facts about the three candidates (below) and choose the new leader of the world.
Candidate A.
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
Candidate B.
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
Candidate C.
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.
Decision time! Which of these candidates would be your choice?
Is it Enron? Is it Halliburton? Is it Microsoft?...
Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics?
* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year
Can you guess which organization this is?
Responses:
On the Abortion Question, if the woman in question had chosen to abort her baby, the world would have been without the astounding talent of Ludwig van Beethoven.
For the Next World Leader, the identities of the candidates might have swayed your vote. Now let's see who you chose:
Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.
And finally, what organization has such horrible stats on its "employees?" It's the United States Congress. This group of 535 is paid to crank out hundreds of new laws each year to keep the rest of us in line. How ironic. It certainly makes you think, doesn't it?!
Abortion:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?
Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.
The Next World Leader:
The world has gone nuts and decided to elect a world leader, and only your vote counts. Study the facts about the three candidates (below) and choose the new leader of the world.
Candidate A.
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
Candidate B.
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
Candidate C.
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.
Decision time! Which of these candidates would be your choice?
Is it Enron? Is it Halliburton? Is it Microsoft?...
Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics?
* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year
Can you guess which organization this is?
Responses:
On the Abortion Question, if the woman in question had chosen to abort her baby, the world would have been without the astounding talent of Ludwig van Beethoven.
For the Next World Leader, the identities of the candidates might have swayed your vote. Now let's see who you chose:
Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.
And finally, what organization has such horrible stats on its "employees?" It's the United States Congress. This group of 535 is paid to crank out hundreds of new laws each year to keep the rest of us in line. How ironic. It certainly makes you think, doesn't it?!
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