A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.
Well, there's a very simple answer.
Nobody bothered to check the oil.
We just didn't know we were getting low.
The reason for this is purely geographical:
Our OIL is located in Alaska, California, Oklahoma, Texas, Utah, Wyoming, the Gulf of Mexico and Florida... but our DIPSTICKS are located in Washington D.C.
Well, there's a very simple answer.
Nobody bothered to check the oil.
We just didn't know we were getting low.
The reason for this is purely geographical:
Our OIL is located in Alaska, California, Oklahoma, Texas, Utah, Wyoming, the Gulf of Mexico and Florida... but our DIPSTICKS are located in Washington D.C.
-- Thanks to my Mojo buddy JR for this one!
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