Oh Lord help us all! Michael Moore has condescended to quell the fears of Conservatives (and Republicans, as he so aptly noted) with an amusing pledge. As a Conservative, my fears were definitely quelled by his "pledge;" I now know with utter certainty that the Dems will do their best to remind Americans why we booted them out in 1994... sophomoric snideness among them.
Thank God for Professor Kurgman! He has "translated" Michael's pledge for those of us who may not understand the subtle messages being delivered in this pledge.
For the record, Mr. Moore, some of your snideness is inappropriately pointed at true Conservatives. Republicans might truly need reassurances that you will leave their personal lives alone while funding your personal prerogatives; however, Conservatives appreciate the difference between personal liberty when it is paired with keeping governmental paws off our pocketbooks. As a self-loathing Capitalist, it might be good therapy for you to become acquainted with proud Capitalists who represent a good majority of this "big tent" Conservative ideology. Just a thought. ...Please don't prosecute me!
(Giant hat tip to The People's Cube yet again. Don't know how I would find things laughable without them!)
Thank God for Professor Kurgman! He has "translated" Michael's pledge for those of us who may not understand the subtle messages being delivered in this pledge.
For the record, Mr. Moore, some of your snideness is inappropriately pointed at true Conservatives. Republicans might truly need reassurances that you will leave their personal lives alone while funding your personal prerogatives; however, Conservatives appreciate the difference between personal liberty when it is paired with keeping governmental paws off our pocketbooks. As a self-loathing Capitalist, it might be good therapy for you to become acquainted with proud Capitalists who represent a good majority of this "big tent" Conservative ideology. Just a thought. ...Please don't prosecute me!
(Giant hat tip to The People's Cube yet again. Don't know how I would find things laughable without them!)
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