Sunday, November 25, 2007

Hillaryous!

The seven dwarfs always left to go work in the mine early each morning. As always, Snow White stayed home doing her domestic chores. As lunchtime approached, she would prepare their lunch and carry it to the mine.

One day as she arrived at the mine with the lunch, she saw that there had been a terrible cave-in. Tearfully, and fearing the worst, Snow White began calling out, hoping against hope that the dwarfs had somehow survived.

"Hello, hello!" she shouted. "Can anyone hear me? Hello!"

For a long while, there was no answer. Losing hope, Snow White again shouted, "Hello! Is anyone down there?"

Just as she was about to give up all hope, there came a faint voice from deep within the mine. "Vote for Hillary, Vote for Hillary."

Snow White fell to her knees, crossed herself and prayed, "Oh, thank you, God! At least Dopey is still alive."

(Thanks for sharing that one with me, Mark!)

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Chelsea Clinton recently attended the speech of an Army Sergeant who was awarded several medals for his bravery in Iraq. She listened to his speech intently.

Afterward, Chelsea approached the war hero and said, "Thank you for your service, Sergeant. Your speech was interesting and, after hearing it, I wonder if there's anything at all that you're afraid of!"

The Sergeant said, "Well, yes ma'am. There are three things I fear: Osama, Obama, and your mama."

(Thanks to Tommy at the Moose Club for this one!)

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