Little Mary Pat had a box of very small kittens that she was trying to give away, so she had them out on the street corner with a sign "FREE KITTENS" next to them.
Suddenly a big line of big black cars came up with a policeman on a motorcycle in front. The cars all stopped and a tall man stepped out from the biggest car. Senator Obama stepped out of one black car and approached the girl.
"Hi, little girl, what do you have there in the box?" he asked.
"Kittens" Little Mary Pat said. "They're so small, their eyes are not even open yet."
"What kind of kittens are they?" he asked.
"Democrats" says Little Mary Pat.
The tall man smiled, returned to his car and they drove away. Sensing a good photo opportunity, Senator Obama called his campaign manager and told him about the little girl and the kittens.
It was planned that they would return the next day, have all the media there and tell everyone about these great kittens.
The next day, Little Mary Pat was standing out on the corner with her box of kittens and the "FREE KITTENS" sign as a big motorcade of black cars pulled up with all the vans and trucks from ABC, NBC, CBS, BET and CNN (but no FOX for some reason).
Everyone had their cameras ready and rolling; Senator Obama got out of his limo and walked up to Little Mary Pat.
"Now, don't be frightened," he said, "I just want you to tell all these nice news people just what kind of kittens you're giving away today."
"Yes sir," Mary Pat said, "They are all REPUBLICAN kittens."
Taken by surprise, Senator Obama said, "But yesterday, Mary Pat, you told me that they were DEMOCRATS."
Little Mary Pat said, "Yes, I know. But today, they have their eyes open."
Suddenly a big line of big black cars came up with a policeman on a motorcycle in front. The cars all stopped and a tall man stepped out from the biggest car. Senator Obama stepped out of one black car and approached the girl.
"Hi, little girl, what do you have there in the box?" he asked.
"Kittens" Little Mary Pat said. "They're so small, their eyes are not even open yet."
"What kind of kittens are they?" he asked.
"Democrats" says Little Mary Pat.
The tall man smiled, returned to his car and they drove away. Sensing a good photo opportunity, Senator Obama called his campaign manager and told him about the little girl and the kittens.
It was planned that they would return the next day, have all the media there and tell everyone about these great kittens.
The next day, Little Mary Pat was standing out on the corner with her box of kittens and the "FREE KITTENS" sign as a big motorcade of black cars pulled up with all the vans and trucks from ABC, NBC, CBS, BET and CNN (but no FOX for some reason).
Everyone had their cameras ready and rolling; Senator Obama got out of his limo and walked up to Little Mary Pat.
"Now, don't be frightened," he said, "I just want you to tell all these nice news people just what kind of kittens you're giving away today."
"Yes sir," Mary Pat said, "They are all REPUBLICAN kittens."
Taken by surprise, Senator Obama said, "But yesterday, Mary Pat, you told me that they were DEMOCRATS."
Little Mary Pat said, "Yes, I know. But today, they have their eyes open."
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