Tuesday, August 04, 2009

Conservative cars are cool.

Luxury cars are soon to be a thing of the past, I'm sure. The cost of luxury automobiles have always been a bit high for my budget. Even so, I wanted to take one out for a drive anyway and did so last week.

While I drove, the salesman sat in the back seat and described the car and options. The seats were of particular interest. They directed warm air to your tushie during the winter and cool air to your tushie in the summer heat.

"Well, this must be a Conservative car," I mused aloud.

Startled by such a comment, the salesman asked why I thought the car would be Conservative.

Actually, I'm rather shocked that any employee in the auto industry these days couldn't figure that one out but I told him anyway.

"Well, if it were a Liberal car, the seats would blow nothing but smoke up your ass year 'round."

[Thanks for that laugh, Cindy -- hope you don't mind the creative license I took with the original. You're such a cool sister-in-law!]

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I'll take smoke over what Bush, Cheney, Limbaugh, Ollie North, Glenn Beck and the rest have been putting up our ass for years.