Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Let's make it long distance again REAL soon!

George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so
Putin writes him a check.

Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.

Finally George W. Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.

When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply.

The devil smiles and replies, "Since Obama took over, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."


KENTUCKIANS: Be sure to get out and vote in the primaries today (especially if you're voting for Rand Paul)!
Let's start moving the USA back to long distance status again.  ;-)

1 comment:

Brandon said...

Looks like Rand pulled it out! Woohoo! Now time to bring a butt kicking to Conway. Still a lot of work to do, the Dems had a much higher turnout for their primary.